Life's Like Performing on a Stage?

I'm been hearing on the radio for quite some time now, and there was this advertisement about this singer saying life is like performing on a stage. Isit? I don't think so.

On the stage, performers have to be perfect, otherwise they face tonnes of criticism. Well, I think that applies more for bloggers as well(haha). Write something abit, also kena criticized, write own opinion oso kena criticized, complain oso kena criticized. It's not my fault if I like to live a better life right? I'm better than alot of people, like for example beggas? Well like it's MY fault that parents give birth to kids despite their inability to take care, thus, creating a mat-rempit, or maybe beggas having less priviledge than me. Doesn't mean I have to compare to them. What my parents said was correct, you should compare to the better, otherwise, how could one improve? Likewise, if you go comparing yourself with multitrillionaire or gazillionair and feel damn "zi pei" with yourself, don't come blaming me that you can't judge. Then again as a blogger, I have to be put up to criticism, so yes I hear you already, I should be prepared for it?

In real life, one don't give much of a damn how people look at one. So what if I wear cheap clothes, and look like a ghost most of the time? So what if I'm too skinny? Why do people like to bother what I eat, where I go, what I do? Why do people like to spread rumours? Damn I'm no celebrity! Then again, I'm not performing on no stage, there's no need for me to care what others think. Do whatever they want, this is my life, and I DON'T take advices. I repeat, I DON'T take advices. So sue me. Don't ever try to shrink me, I'm not that low, I live my own life, and I'm not about to let anyone take over it.

But then again, I'm seriously beginning to feel like a celebrity, where people like to stuff their nose up my ass, sniffing what I've been doing. So you say lah, Life's like performing on stage? Now excuse me while I go live my diva life...