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OKOK I hear echo here already.

So, nah, a joke Crystal sent me.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said

'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.'

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.'

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said,

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'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!'

My New Job

Well I wouldn't call this a job, because when you have a job, you get PAID.

Day in and day out, I get told to do things that is not for myself. This life doesn't even belong to me, what am I? I don't even get paid, I have to PAY! Petrol, time, transport, ahhh fuck it!

I have to settle people's problem for them. To make life convenient for others, to put myself at a state where "rest" has been permanently erased from my life.

With all these work and financial crisis I'm having, I'm already suicidal, and now I have to bear the burden of others. I'm a servant, a maid, a labourer, a driver, a courier, all for FREE, put more to the list why don't ya? The edge is not that hard to step off, and I shall watch as the rest have to put up with the shits I have been doing since 7 bloody years ago!

"I'm not free"

HELL like I am! I have to WORK to support myself! I don't get FREE BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER, HOUSE, CAR, WEDDING, GIVING BIRTH, FEEDING A BABY! I HAVE TO FUCKING PAY RM1.3k A MONTH WITHOUT EATING, LIVING, OR HAVING ANY TRANSPORT!! YES I FUCKING HAVE TO PAY BACK THE BANK RM1.3 BLOODY THOUSAND A MONTH, AND I HAVE RENTAL TO PAY! THERE ARE SO MANY BLOODY MORE THINGS THAT I CAN'T NAME! FUCKING BLAME MY FUCKED UP LIFE THAT I DON'T GET A FUCKING EXPENSE FREE LIFE! I DON'T RELY ON MY MOTHER FOR EVERY GOD DAMN THING!!!!!!!I DON'T COME WITH A FUCKING FREE HOUSE THAT I CAN LIVE IN, A FUCKING FREE CAR THAT MY MUM PAYS FOR, 3 FUCKING MEALS A DAY, ALL THE GROCERIES SHOPPING, AND COMPLAIN LIKE FUCK SHIT THAT I DON'T HAVE MONEY. I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL MY BLOODY SHITS! I HAVE TO PAY FOR MY OWN 3 MEALS. I HAVE TO PAY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREW LIFE!

Insurance

We all need insurance at some point of our lives, to protect ourselves from the need of money in case of accidents. Personal insurance is a protection for your family that you should not miss out. I've bought two personal insurance just in case, you can't be too safe. Now at least I can be assured that my medical problems will be taken care of by my insurance.

Every car comes with a compulsory Car Insurance, something to help pay off any expenses caused by an accident. Now you may say YOU don't need to fix your car, but IF the accident involves another party, YOU'RE going to have to pay for it without a car insurance.

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The Different Meanings of Mistake

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a .. New Style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an .. Accident

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a .. New Venture

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a .. New Generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a .. New Law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a .. New Invention

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a .. New Fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake,
It is a .. New Theory

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is our .. MISTAKE

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a .. MISTAKE

Avoid Bankruptcy

Being in debt is one thing that makes your month end as miserable as ever. Not even the pay cheque is able to cheer you up because as soon as the money gets into your bank account, it goes out to paying those debts.

I try to avoid going into debt, but sometimes, it's just unavoidable by the way I spend, so I manage my debt, by proper financial planning. I have a draft keeping track of my expenditure, so I can plan properly how I am able to pay off what I owe. It's a great way too because, you are able to see the amount you owe. Now I dare not go shopping!

Don't get yourself into bankruptcy with too many debts, learn how to control. It's never too late, if you find yourself in a situation where bankruptcy is the only way, then I am here to shine you way out with another solution. It's called IVA.



With IVA from ClearDebt, you could find 70% of your debts being written off. With no interest, you can finally pay back what you owe, instead of struggling just to pay off the interest. So why choose IVA? Because they freeze the interest for you, they also stop creditors from taking actions against you, so you won't be sued bankruptcy.

This means, that even with your many debts, you can still keep your home, and all your assets. You also won't get chased by creditors, all you have to do is repay a fixed amount, until all your debts are cleared. With this choice, why even let bankruptcy cross your mind?

*I disclose*

So bright

The lights at the office were getting burnt one by one.

The office was getting dimmer.

I was getting comfy (because too bright = I don't like).

And now they fixed all the lights. 9 bulbs around the outside area. Now it's

SO BRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lah, more glare to my eyes = I-won't-feel-like-sleeping

How to save $100

Don't you just have having to pay so much to get your own computer, and you hear people getting it for a much cheaper price by assembling it themselves? Well, you don't have to. Learn how to build a computer yourself, all you need, is a screwdriver!

Easy AS My PC Kits gives you everything you need to know, all in English, and plenty of illustration. Yes, I know how you hate having to read so much for an instruction. That's what the illustrations are for! Stop looking around, stop wasting unnecessary money! Well, it never hurts to learn more, who knows, you could do it for a friend, and earn some side income!

*I Disclose*